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today my teacher asked this one kid why he didn’t support the theory of evolution and all I caught was, “well because in Planet of the Apes,” before I stopped listening to the entire conversation

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abrotion:

me when people are mean to meimage

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Ideal Partners for the Signs

roughness:

Aries: Me
Taurus: Me
Virgo: Me
Scorpio: Me
Aquarius: Me
Capricorn: Me
Leo: Me
Pisces: Me
Libra: Me
Cancer: Me
Gemini: Me
Sagittarius: Me

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Homewrecker
Marina and the Diamonds
Electra Heart
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allons-brie:

AU where we’re all well rested and everyone loves their job

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phatticuss:

cumcream:

cumcream:

What did the cat say to the dog?

cats don’t talk

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